Best tooth fairy letter EVER discovered under son's pillow last night:*
Hello Tooth Fairy
My name is Tom, what's yours?
Please can you give me £5.50. I am saving up for a DS. You have got to reply or I will chop your head right off and by the way you smell.
All my love Tom xxx xxx
...seems to be written in his big sister's handwriting. Hmmm.... I suspect a stitch-up!
* obviously never to be alluded to in front of him if you know us, I don't think I was meant to see it!
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