Part 9718, in an everlasting series:
Daughter [having watched me blow-drying hair, her head tilted on one side, her eyes pitying]: Your hair is definitely growing longer, Mum. By the time you get married, it might even look nice again!
Me [crushed]: Thanks, love... [weeps into mirror]
Moving swiftly on... here's another meme, this one from the lovely Leigh:
What were you doing 10 years ago?
Living in Brixton with the LP, working at the BBC, going out every night and having lots of disposable income (sob)
Five things on your to-do list for today:
Write next chapter of Novel 3
Sit and have a beer in garden with LP once kids are in bed
What are three of your bad habits?
Losing my temper
Losing my marbles
Losing the car keys
What would you do if you were a billionaire?
Oh, don't get me STARTED...
What are some snacks you enjoy?
Cadbury's Fruit and Nut
Cheese and Marmite sandwiches
What were the last five books you read?
The Secret Shopper's Revenge - Kate Harrison
The Accidental Wife - Rowan Coleman
Seizure - Erica Wagner
Mothernight - Sarah Stovell
Daughters of Jerusalem - Charlotte Mendelson
What are five jobs you have had?
Five places that you have lived?
Okay, I'm going to tag Clare, Girl With A Mask, Pacha, Calistro and L-Plate. Over to you, ladies...
20 hours ago