Friday, 9 May 2008

I blame the parents

No time to blog properly today so I'll tell you my son's current favourite joke instead.

Why did the baker have brown fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo...

Sorry.
Normal service will resume soon!

8 comments:

mjmoore said...

I tried to comment on this yesterday, and had all sorts of problems. Anyway, my awe-inspiring comment was...

"Eeewww!"

girl with the mask said...

That is the best joke I have heard all day... I have my suspicions it is going to be one of those jokes you forget all about until you are drunk and in company and then you go, "Hey! I've got one!" and I'll just have to blame YOU.

x

Lane said...

Ha! My 10 year has just laughed too:-)

Lucy Diamond said...

Mjmoore - ewwww, I know, it's not the most pleasant image! But that's five-year-old boys for you!

Girl with the mask - the best joke you've heard all day! excellent. I see you wrote that comment at 10.37 this morning, I do hope no other jokes have bettered it since then!

Lane - I laughed and I'm 37...oh dear. Must try to be more mature!

Zinnia Cyclamen said...

That is going to earn me serious cred points with an eight-year-old I know. And a 21-year-old. And a 41-year-old, now I think about it. (They're all male, though. Funny, that.)

Fiona said...

My 13 year old son said it was a cool joke or it would have been if I hadn't told it to him. See what a difference three little years make?

Lucy Diamond said...

Zinnia - glad to have helped with your cool points - must try to get some of those myself one of these days!

Fiona - what a cheek! I bet he's told all his mates. But not the bit about his mum telling him the joke, of course!

ChrisH said...

Just catching up after finishing book and read your previous post... how long have you got before wedding? I had my outfit made - got exactly what I wanted for a fraction of the shop price.