Well, the exciting, glamorous, published-author part of my life has suddenly come to a dramatic end and I have plummeted back down to earth with a loud thud.
I'll spare you the details but let's just say it involved my two-year-old, explosive diarrhoea, my arm and her pyjama bottoms.
Yes. It is exactly what you're thinking. SIGH. It's back to real life for me.
14 hours ago