Lembit Opik and one of the Cheeky Girls? LEMBIT OPIK? with one of the CHEEKY GIRLS? I kid you not. Page two of the Guardian today. How fantastic is that?! You just couldn't make it up!
Next week: Ming Campbell and Kerry Katona. At least it might stop her doing those interminable Iceland ads. Here's hoping...
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